Findings:
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Shiny Happy People
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
- The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
- The Man Who Was Thursday
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Why people who jog live longer
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- if we burn everyone who makes a mistake
- Who makes your shoes?
- Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- How many special people change?
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- People who carp about their jobs
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- The Man Who Was (user)
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- Make squashing people as unpleasant as possible
- Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
- Whatever Makes You Happy On A Friday Night... (document)
- Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
- Know your pets
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- Who makes history?
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- cat haters
- The rules of pool are not selective
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- The bored who complain
- play dumb
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- Two people who are not touching
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- can people change?
- The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
- People who love FTP
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- people who don't exist
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- people who need people are just people who need people
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- The People Who Used to Live There
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I never intended to make my parents happy
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- How To Make An Elephant Deliriously Happy
- Happy Songs for Happy People
- The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
- The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
- Who makes God's rules?
- winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
- One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
- Movie theaters can change people
- Make people use alternative operating systems
- Drugs make people bad
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- Expecting other people's children to make the sacrifice
- Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
- Brainy people make the best friends
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- what desire will make foolish people do
- Dead links in writeups
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- I think this makes people uncomfortable
- Taking things at surface value
- People who don't smoke will never die
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Capitalize, please
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Master key
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- Rednecks hating Canada
- People who use Windows
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Type A blood
- People who are not anarchists
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Using a command line
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- The other people who hate war
- people who wear camo
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- People who don't read
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- People who died laughing
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
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