Findings:

• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• fuck up
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Ken Lay
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• You Fucked Up!
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Fucked Up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't fuck with the cat
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don’t give up the ship!
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Don't fuck llamas
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Shut The Fuck Up
• fucked up criteria (user)
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't fuck the corpses
• Don't give up your day job
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Don't wait up for me
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• I don't think the sun was up
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• People have fucked up before
• Fucked up Facts from History
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Fucked up ways to die
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• grind up the loins
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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