Family Feud

The show involved two groups of five people (usually two families (hence the name), but there were also special celebrity shows in which the winnings were donated to charity) competing for a chance to get into the Bonus Round and win $5,000

The competitors would pair off, one from each family at a time, and the host would read off a question, which one of the competitors would buzz in and answer. The question would have previously asked to an anonymous group of 100 people, and the top n answers would be displayed (hidden) on the board. If the answer given matched one of the answers on the board, the answer would be revealed. If the answer was not the most popular response (or did not place at all), the losing partner would have a chance to guess. The winning family would then get the choice to "play" (try and guess the remaining answers) or "pass" (dare the other team to do so).

The host would then go down the row to the rest of the family and have them make their guesses. If the given answer was on the board, a number of points were placed in the pot based on how many people gave that answer. If the given answer wasn't on the board, or if the contestant took too much time, the team received a "strike". If the team completed the board, they received all of the points in the pot. Three "strikes" meant that the other team got a chance to go into a huddle and give one answer. If that answer was on the board, the team was awarded all of the points up to that point -- the answer they gave didn't affect the score.

After one team received 300 points, they were eligible to play the Bonus Round. Two members were selected, and one was sent backstage. The onstage member was then given 15 seconds to give the most popular answers to 5 questions. The answers were then covered up, and the offstage member was called out to answer the same 5 questions. S/he was given 20 seconds to do this, since s/he wasn't allowed to duplicate an already given answer.

If the combined answers totaled over 200 points, the family would win 5,000. If not, they would receive $5 for every answer.

The show went through several incarnations. The original (and canonical) host was Richard Dawson, of Match Game and Hogan's Heroes fame. He was later replaced by Ray Combs (possibly due to Dawson's tendency to kiss every female contestant, which aggravated the censors.) The show was relaunched in the late 90's, boasting a shiny new computer-generated board and Louie Anderson as the host. Anderson was replaced with Richard Karn, late of Home Improvement, when the show was relaunched. I am informed that he, like the two before him, is a terrible host.

This show also spawned the catchphrase "Survey Says?". The host would shout this out during the bonus round to reveal the points for that answer, like so:

"'Name an appliance usually found in the kitchen', you said 'toaster'"
(Contestant usually giggles or blushes.)
"Survey says:" (points revealed) 23! Very nice."

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I am informed that this show is/was so popular that it has spawned imitations all over the world. The UK version is called "Family Fortunes"; there is also a Spanish-language version shown in the US, called "100 Mexicanos Dijéron", or "100 Mexicans Said". The catchphrase, "L'inquesta dice", translates basically to "Survey Says", if not as much fun to say. What 100 Mexicanos has on the American version is random attractive women who hang on the host; Richard Dawson would be proud.

A couple of things to note about this classic game show...

• Richard Dawson appeared in "The Running Man" in what was deemed to be a parody of his television persona.
• Ray Combs committed suicide a couple of years ago.

BTW...in my opinion, this show had the best celebrity guests...they usually used complete casts from TV shows like "Gilligan's Island" or "The Brady Bunch".

Game: Family Feud
Platform: Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)
Date Of Release:Fall 1993

Ahh, Family Feud. Home to the lecherous Richard Dawson, the asinine Richard Karn, and the comically benign Louie Anderson. None of its hosts have ever seemed particularly fit for the role of game show host, with the exception of Ray Combs, blessed with twinkling eyes and dashing good looks (unfortunately, he was paralyzed in a car accident in 1995 and took his life 4 years later.)

This game features Mr. Combs as the host, and as your typical game-show video game goes, it's standard fare. The game itself pretty much follows the original rules of the game show, succinctly described in Chris-O's writeup.

Typing in the answers WAS difficult: holding down Y to make the cursor move faster led to a frenzy of left and right to get to the letter P .. then it's off to A! The game, in a bout of cruelty, also only gave you 60 "game" seconds to do it. The clock itself moved much faster; I'd say you had 35, tops.

What this meant was that whenever I played with my mom, I would have to type her answers in for her. Needless to say, this was something of a killjoy. I guess the only response to that is, "What did you expect?"

The Never-Ending Giggle

So what makes this game so special? The secret lies in its fuzzy logic.

Apparently, the game designers had decided to be a little more lenient to appease those with spelling issues: the game would now accept "FEBUARY," "NAIL POLLISH," and, yes, "POTATOE." This was all fine and dandy, especially if you didn't get that last letter or two in before the buzzer ("AARON BU"!)

But what made this game so intoxicating for my friends and I was the occasional grasp at the surreal. Some notorious examples include:

• Category: "Name something you'll find in a pet store." I had already typed in "dog food" (#2) and "doghouse" (#4). I had also gotten "fishbowl" (#5), "catnip" (#6), and, oddly, "cage" (#1). I had also just gotten my third strike, and my friend Girish went in for the kill. Of course, he had drawn as much a blank as I had, and so he typed in the word "dog" while trying to think of an answer. Unfortunately, time ran out on him. I smirked, until ... *DING* #3 turned over. The answer was "leash." Apparently dog was enough of a context clue.
• Category: "Name a household appliance." My friend beat me to the buzzer in the head-to-head, and guessed "toaster". *DING* #1 turned over. "Oven." We both looked at each other, he chose to play, typed in "toaster" again, and got #4 ("toaster"). Brutal.
• Category: "Name a famous desert." Again, my friend wins the head-to-head and promptly types in "apple pie," much to my delight. The #1 answer turns out to be "apple pie," much to my chagrin. So much for quality control.
• Category: "Name something you take camping." 9 answers! I'm playing by myself against the computer, and I get the first 7, but then I'm stuck. I get 2 strikes, including "matches," which I thought was a great answer. Eventually, I strike out, and the computer steals the category with ... "match". Apparently the handy-dandy survey people make do with the singular kind on their trips.
• Category: "Name something women carry in their purse." The most blatant cheating I've ever seen. My friend and I are playing as a team against the computer. We get 3 strikes, but there's only one answer left on the board. Whenever the computer chooses to lose, it types in "???" as its answer. Watching it type that in brings about a vague inner pleasure that the computer actually plays fair now and then. We watch as the computer begins to type ... "???"! We high-five and then *DING* the final answer turns over, revealing "chewing gum." The computer had TRIED to lose, and still won.

Still, the story of the never-ending giggle is one that should only be told sparingly, for it can kill weaker men.

The category? "Name something you buy in gallons." 6 answers on the board. I buzz in just ahead of my friend. "Ice Cream." #4. He guesses "milk" and gets #1. He chooses to pass.

"Water." #6.

"Oil." #3.

At this point, I'm kind of worried. I can't think of anything else that comes in gallons. And there are 2 answers left.

"Beer." ERRR!

I'm desperately thinking of any and all liquids.

"Orange Juice." ERRR!

Inspiration strikes!

"Paint." #5.

So now it's me and #2. Behind milk, ahead of oil. Doing quick math, I figure 16 people out of 100 said this. It must be pretty popular if 1 in 6 people know about it. Molasses? Soda? Wine?

Suddenly it occurs to me that gasoline and oil are technically different answers.

"Gasoline."

ERRR!

Perplexed, I watch as Girish goes for the steal with the next choice, "Soda."

ERRR!

Now both of us are curious. What the hell else comes in gallons?

*DING*

"Mayonnaise"!

1 out of 6 people, when asked what they buy in gallons, said mayonnaise. Where the hell was this survey taken, in Amsterdam? Girish and I got the giggles. Real hard. We laughed for half an hour at the thought of someone saying to themselves, "Wouldn't it be great to sell Miracle Whip by the gallon? These huge quart jars just don't do it for me anymore!" (generic-man informs me a gallon of mayo would have 25,600 calories.) I didn't believe them. It seemed like the game was perpetrating a vicious lie. We took a trip to the store the next day, and sure enough: mayo by the gallon. To this day, the infamous Mayonnaise incident still causes us to break up in laughter. YMMV.

Conclusion

So what can you expect from the game? Well, certainly there is a lot to offer in categories: I don't recall one repeating in the recent past. Playing against the computer loses its flair quickly: you always have the advantage of speed on your side. However, throwing in active opponents makes the game endlessly fun: scrambling to get those last letters right, wild guesses on 3rd strikes, and, of course, wacky unpredictability in the game's Levenshtein module. Highly recommended for drunken parties with a megaphone for shouting out the clues.

Playability 5/10
Repeat Value 8/10
Family Fun 9/10
Overall 7/10