Findings:

• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Decide to clean yourself up
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Clean up after the Baby Boomers
• Sewn up by frost
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Shards of memory stirred up by the wind
• People have fucked up before
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• sun might not come up tomorrow
• I have made up a name for my disease
• because I have given up any care
• Looking up a word by its definition
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Saved by the Bell
• Chased by bears
• by
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• By the power of Grayskull!
• virgin by choice
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
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• Attack by Stratagem
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
• grind up the loins
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
• Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
• Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
• The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Proof by Assertion
• See Mount Washington by canoe!
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
• Surprised by Joy
• I can divide by zero
• case by case
• Zero divided by zero
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Sorrow of Parting
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Bird by Bird
• Paint by Numbers
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle

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