Findings:
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- He Was Only Joking
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- and he thinks he (user)
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- i was richer for having known you, friend
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
- I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- some say he was never here at all
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- You'd think a cookie killed his dog
- He just left his body
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- i think it was (user)
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- At least he was gentle
- Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
- He Was a Crook
- I married him because he was not mean
- In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- All he left her was alone
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- That's Just How He Was
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- making certain he was touching her
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- His version was better
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I don't think the sun was up
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- He made a way to his anger
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Upon the death of Levon Helm and while considering his friends
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He's a good guy friend
- More than he was willing to give
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He weaves his words
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He probably thinks he is doing fine
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He was found
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- There Was A Friend
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
- It Was a Lover and His Lass
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- he is too shy to write his tale
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
- he was a punk poet himself
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Best friend
- Fisherman's Friend
- I just want to be friends
- Man's best friend
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- death of a friend
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- Friends of the Swastika
- The Computer Is Your Friend
- Funeral For A Friend
- Can we still be friends?
- A Faraway Friend
- Oops, I can't find my best friend
- Farewell to a Friend
- Friend pheromones
- Outrun a speeding train
- Friend of the Devil
- How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
- oil-water friend problem
- false friend
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