Findings:
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- This node was made for you and me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- he was a punk poet himself
- he that is not with me is against me
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- The day he gave me a lift
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- He loves me, he loves me not
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- All he left her was alone
- He that is not with me is against me.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- He has redefined me, again and again
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- she, he, and me
- some say he was never here at all
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- He was found
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I was a homeless bum
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Before you, there was me
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- I was me before being me was cool.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- More than he was willing to give
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He Hate Me
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- he calls me girly (user)
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- he calls me monster
- At least he was gentle
- He taught me how to smoke
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- He called me Sarah once
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He Was a Crook
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- That's Just How He Was
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- He Was Only Joking
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- I married him because he was not mean
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- He brings me books like flowers
- making certain he was touching her
- Jesus He Knows Me
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- There was no one waiting for me...
- man when you are telling me how it was
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- s/he
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
- Don't Go Out the Door
- he'
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- He fled
- The Man He Killed
- he says
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- mad he (user)
- He flops over and bonks his head
- What He Suffered
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He and She
- He (user)
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
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