Findings:
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Break me. I'm elated.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Hit me up
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- The day Anubis hit on me
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Women want me when I'm taken
- To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm not in love, set me free
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- H.I.T.
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- knife hits
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- Get hit with the blocks
- Hit a slab
- Pretentious Game
- Hit the deck
- Hit the hump
- Hit the jackpot
- Hit the main line
- Hit the pot
- hit potential
- Hit the Hay
- resin hit
- Hit for the cycle
- power hit
- hit and run
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
- One Hit Wonder
- 1000000 Hit Points and Maximum Charisma!
- the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
- Amy Hit the Atmosphere
- crossover hit
- shotgun hit
- Ground rush
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- the hidden hit
- 79 Hit! Marvelous!
- hit slut
- getting hit by a guy
- Getting hit by a woman
- critical hit
- Boy Hits Car
- hit the nail on the head
- hit the sack
- sleeper hit
- Dean Martin Hits Again
- Hit Somebody
- 7 ways to reach base without a hit
- Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
- Saturday Morning Cartoons' Greatest Hits
- professional hit
- The Smashing Pumpkins' Greatest Hits
- If you can't hit the net hit the ref
- How to build an emergency bat
- hit die
- hit (user)
- Hit to Death in the Future Head
- Bob Dylan's Greatest Hits Vol. II
- You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
- Piero Manzoni
- Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
- Corporations only feel hits to their wallet
- The Shit Hits the Fans
- Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
- shoulder hit
- cache hit
- massive bong hit (user)
- One Hit Wonderland
- hit the skids
- The Simpsons: Hit and Run
- hit
- Hit Man
- Counter hit
- Hits from the Bong
- pinch hit
- Korn's Greatest Hits Vol. I
- Libyan Hit Squad
- hit the switch
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- Anatomy of a relationship, as interpreted by 80s music hits
- When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm pinching your face!
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Hands off, I'm special
- So. Central Rain
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
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