Findings:
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How to start a fire without matches
- Starting a traffic jam
- What Were You Wearing, How Were You Dressed
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- How to start a gaming group
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to create cleavage when wearing drag
- How to start a chatterbox message with /
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
- How I started smoking
- This is how fat women should treat each other
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- How to seem smarter than you really are
- How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
- How to jump start a car
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- Shutting the water off for real
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- Automobile tire pressure
- Double your theatre wages without really trying
- How the heart really works
- How to start an automobile
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How to seem dumber than you really are
- How to appreciate jazz without really trying
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How Should A Person Be?
- Curbing racism should start in the community
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- if you're afraid, that's where you should start
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How M&M's are really made
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
- Serving saké
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How much for the little girl?
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- how to make a mess
- how
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- John is Wearing a Nightie Magazine
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How to make whine
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How to live forever (step 1)
- How to live forever (step 2)
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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