Findings:

• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• Food should not be luminous
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• Automobile tire pressure
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• It should not be this complicated
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• This node should be filled with waka!
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• So you wanna be a hacker
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• so be it
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• If you would be so kind
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Should I be happy?
• This node should be filled with renga!
• titles should be approached laterally
• I should be able to remember your face
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• What is and what should never be
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Things every child should be taught
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• So you want to be a waitress
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Should high school be mandatory?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• AI should be our top priority.
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• why you should never be a referee
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Don't be an IM phantom
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• This node should be filled with bees!
• You Should Be Sober
• So you want to be a star?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• So you want to be a composer
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• How Should A Person Be?
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• You're too young to be so old
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Why you should not be mean
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• It's so cool to be denied
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• What it's like to be in love
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• stupidity should be painful
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Farmers' Market
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Laundry should be free
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• So you want to be a DJ?
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Should I be sorry?
• So mote it be
• You could be so delicious
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Chalant should be a word!
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• So you want to be evil
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Why should we be moral?
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI

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