Findings:

• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• i don't like christmas
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I don't think I like love
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• love like you don't need the money
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• It's like you don't carrot all
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• If you don't like it, leave
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I don't own a microwave
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• I don't think I like your system
• I'm Going Home
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm going to Disneyland
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• I'm going to the moon
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't like my smile
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't be an IM phantom
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• We don't make good wives
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I don't like grass
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm Going Crazy
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I don't see like you
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I don't like moving.
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• I don't like the drugs
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Being a dickhead
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Work like you don't need the money
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Don't Make Me Think
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• That phone call you don't want to make
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• You don't FIND peace. You gotta MAKE peace. You gotta make peace with it.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End

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