Findings:
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- How long have you been in love with her?
- I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
- Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- have you found the words to save her?
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- She Will Have Her Way
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- My preconceived view of perfection could not accommodate her.
- He's been places they have not.
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- You stole what they would have given you
- How we could still have a President Trump
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
- What pornos would have us believe
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Why we have two ears
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- I would like to have emotions
- she left her handwriting all over the calendar
- This entire place is digging a grave for her
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- Astro City #5
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- How could you ever have enough?
- The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- a total loss of control over her life
- he would have cried
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- I ran over an old woman with her own car
- I never stopped watching myself reflected in her eyes
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Admiring the sanctity of her place settings
- You have your own places to go.
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- If only I could get into her head
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Could I Have Been?
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Could you have danced with me?
- I could hear her thoughts
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- the lunatics have taken over the asylum
- I could have been Canadian
- I could have known everything for five dollars
- The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
- Bernie would have won
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- In recenp inpernapional news, tanic is paking over phe Anglosthere as ip attears phap phe leppers T and P have exchanged tlaces wiph each opher
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- Names I have acquired over the years
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- At night, her eyes closed, she would
- Only her hands would give her away
- Why can't I get over her
- A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- pretends to sleep as he looks her over
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Only her big toes were painted
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- The revolution is over, and we have lost
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- You have a big finger
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- you would have been
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- It could have been me
- Penis for a day
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- And All That Could Have Been
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- Could have beens, should have beens
- Her smile could light up a three-story building
- You have no power over me
- They could have saved Kevin
- If you could see her through my eyes
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- I could have been one of a two
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- About the things you could not show her
- the only comfort we could ever have
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I could tell by all of her dead house plants
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- Her face could make the ocean ache
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- The Walls have Ears
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I have crossed over the geek girl line
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I have to catch myself around you
- he would have laughed
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- You can't have everything
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