Findings:

• Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie
• I thank God for the things that I can't remember
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• I remember, there was one
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• If you're afraid of the dark remember the night rainbow
• You're the One
• the stars hold secrets the day can't remember
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• I can't remember our last kiss
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• To the world you're just one person
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I know. I can't remember.
• You're the One that I Want
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• Love the One You're With
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Remembers Some Very Bad Days
• You're the one i saw first
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• Ski piss
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• The one song I can't stand listening to
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Canted
• Cant hook
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• Anarchy can't last
• Canted Angle
• you can't have it both ways
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Take It with You
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• canted shot
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• You can't inherit respect
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• Spy satellites can't read your license plate
• Can't Come Down
• The Cant
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• The Girl Can't Help It
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• I can't feel my legs
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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