Findings:
- How I vainly tried to explain the nature of Flatland
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- Sounding like a child
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- How to Sound Like Vangelis
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How I Bested Cthulhu and Saved the World
- How to create cleavage when wearing drag
- How to tell if someone loves you
- Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
- When you want me and how you want me
- How to destroy the world using a spaceship and an elephant
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- This time vote like your whole world depended on it
- I'll explain it when you're older
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to scream when no one is looking
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- How Daniel explained it to me
- when your pet starts to feel like a person
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- when did we forget how to play?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Who what when where why & how
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Recording your sound card's output
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- How to Smile when You are in Pain
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How to speak to someone in a noisy room
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Beating someone severely
- How you and the rest of the world are supposed to spend your leisure time
- What We Found in the Sofa and How it Saved the World
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- How (Not) To Write Erotica - 10 Easy Tips to Become the World's Best Amateur Porn Writer
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- how deep run the shadows of this world
- the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
- Would you like to try a sample?
- If the real world were like the internet
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- How Everything is like Starship Troopers
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- How not to faint when you can't move
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How France won World War II
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How Austria fooled the World
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to interview someone
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- How the Scots Invented the Modern World
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- How to ruin someone's life
- How Everything2 Saved The World
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- how striking is the world, how careless and full of desire
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- i like my body when it is with your
- How many of you like to write in Everything2? (e2poll)
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- When I get like this
- You make that sound like a bad thing
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I'd like to buy the world a Coke
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- How do ya like them apples?
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How much information is there in the World?
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How do you write like that?
- Forgiving someone
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How I tried to teach the Theory of Three Dimensions to my Grandson, and with what success
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to hypnotize someone
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- How to get free clothes in Disney World
- How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
- Taking over the world using cows
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- How I became king of the world
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to insult someone using calculus
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How to tackle someone
- How Six Men Got On in the World
- How to declare someone dead
- How to write poetry like a teenager
- How to fix the world
- How to kiss like a ninja
- This is how the world ends: a love story
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- How Big Papa Makes the World Safe for Cheesecake
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- How to make the World's Biggest Artificial Afro
- how to rid the world of evil
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- and this is how madness sounds from the inside
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
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