Findings:
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Because to me that's suicide self-murder
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Pity me not because the light of day
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Because I'm an adult
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Because I dig you
- Because I say so
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I care because you do
- Because it's wrong
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- time lost in life because of waiting
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
- We smoke cloves because we can
- Because I needed to hear you over the noise
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- because it wasn't just the air
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- because I love skating bears
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- Because I love you
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- I married him because he was not mean
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
- Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
- Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
- in spite (or perhaps because) of
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- Because I couldn't
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- Because, not in spite of
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- Because I lived in Paradise
- You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
- Because I do not want to forget
- because I have given up any care
- we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- It's funny because it's you
- because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
- Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
- Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- because it represents, better yet, it is
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