Findings:
- Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
- juggler's excuses
- Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
- Actual excuse notes teachers have received
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- a good excuse (user)
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
- Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
- Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
- excuse moi (user)
- SubGenius Divine Excuse
- bad excuse (user)
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- No Excuses
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- Excuses
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- excuse
- Excuse me
- Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- Tomorrow's just an excuse away
- The good excuse of cigarettes
- Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
- Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Religion is no excuse for violence
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- Ignorance is no excuse
- Jedi excuse
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