Findings:
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Ski piss
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- I have seen the elephant
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- Have You Ever Walked?
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- I have one whole anus
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- I could have been one of a two
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- Have you ever made a just man?
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Have you ever thought
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- How could you ever have enough?
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Words that only have one context
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- Have One On Me
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- But I have seen the sun just once
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- The best teacher I ever had
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- the hottest it has ever been
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Same as it Ever Was
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- The first bear I ever saw
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The strangest bedfellows
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- evers (user)
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
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