Findings:
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- Things people put up their butts
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Why people put quotes around words on signs
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my gun
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- All People That on Earth Do Dwell
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
- Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
- when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
- Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Laughter reaction to acting abusively
- Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- Put your head between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- What to do when your husband comes home
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
- Going to a movie on the opening night
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- the music you play constantly in your head hoping that you do not forget
- When I hear of Schrödinger's cat I reach for my gun
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- memories are a mob of dead ex-girlfriends standing outside your bedroom window, their heads and shoulders shelves for snow.
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- Off with their heads!
- The broken magnets in their heads all point to him
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Put Your Head On My Shoulder
- Why do so many people wear glasses?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- Why do people believe in God?
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- Why do Mac people also use Linux?
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Guns kill people.
- Run around like chickens with their head cut off
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- like you put stars in the hole in my head
- urges to smash people's heads into the concrete
- Know your pets
- When you burn at your fingers what smolders in your head
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Flaunting your sexuality
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Dead links in writeups
- Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Ground rush
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Where I go when I masturbate
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- What guys do with their penis
- Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
- Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- What to do when your brakes fail
- Treatment of corporations
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
- What Do You Care What Other People Think?
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Do blind people dream?
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
- what desire will make foolish people do
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- What do you see when you look up?
- Stuff White People Do
- Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
- When you cut yourself shaving
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- What to do when your car breaks down
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Nobody's holding a gun to your head
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
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