Findings:
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He Was a Crook
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- That's Just How He Was
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- All he left her was alone
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He Was Only Joking
- He was found
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- More than he was willing to give
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He's a good guy friend
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- At least he was gentle
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I married him because he was not mean
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- some say he was never here at all
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- he was a punk poet himself
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- The day I found out I was a guy
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- I was a nice guy once
- making certain he was touching her
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- The Girl Was a Guy
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- Some guy named Chris (user)
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- Guy Gavriel Kay
- The Tall Guy
- Comic Book Guy
- Guy Kawasaki
- Bill Nye the Science Guy
- The Humble Guys
- Family Guy
- The perfect guy
- Nik and the Nice Guys
- right guy
- tough guy
- The Cable Guy
- Guy Fawkes
- Guy Debord
- Guy Stevens
- Nice guys finish last
- Exquisite Dead Guy
- Arcata Guy (user)
- Guy Dynamic
- You just cut that guy off
- Fall guy
- just a guy (user)
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- guy bob receptacles (user)
- sane guy (user)
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- Dead Guy Ale
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- guys in Speedos
- Guy Noir
- nice guy complex
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- College Guy Casserole
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Two Guys and a Girl
- Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
- The Guy Nod
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Menards guy
- How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Small-framed Guy
- Inflatable Big Black Guy
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Wild and Crazy Guy
- Guy Daikouji
- Guy Clark
- West Country Guy (user)
- The three kinds of nice guys
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
- date movies for guys
- Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- getting hit by a guy
- Strong Guy
- Guy Ritchie
- That guy issue
- The little guy
- Operation Good Guys
- Good-looking guy game
- Teeny Little Super Guy
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Guy Incognito (user)
- Guy Williams
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- funny fat guy who dies
- An old guy I saw in the subway
- Conventional Bad Guy Behaviour
- Helping people cheat
- Penis size and impregnation
- Guy Montag
- Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
- Sign Guy
- Cherokee Bat and the Goat Guys
- good guy mob
- Cranky Media Guy (user)
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
- fat guys
- Ugly Naked Guy
- Guy Pearce
- Never kick a guy in the crotch!
- Fry Guys
- Underwater Guy
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- A Fantastic story from an old guy
- Guy Fawkes Day
- Fry Guy
- justa guy (user)
- The Happy Guy
- Guy Verhofstadt
- Quake Guy
- Five Guys Named Moe
- Buddy Guy
- Buddy Guy's Legends
- We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
- cool guy (user)
- Bad Guy (user)
- It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
- The Red Guy
- What guys do with their penis
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