Findings:
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- In the moment, I never remember what will always happen
- Questions we will never have answers to
- This will never happen
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Using a command line
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Something I Can Never Have
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- You stole what they would have given you
- I have never
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- What if it never happened?
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- you have never been safe
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- How it would happen
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- I have never felt more alive
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- What pornos would have us believe
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- Cheer up luv, it might never happen
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Accidents Never Happen
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
- If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- If you told me this never happened
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- a ship's construct would never understand
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- World War II never happened
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- I would like to have emotions
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- you would have been
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- That is a thing that might have happened
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Bernie would have won
- he would have cried
- If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
- based on events that may have happened
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- I never thought it would be like this
- Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
- you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
- I Have Never Known a World
- he would have laughed
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Video, or it never happened.
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- in my own ocean the tide would never rise
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- worse things have happened to better people
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- I never thought I would node this
- Something Happens
- Shit happens
- As It Happens
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
- What happens to a dream deferred?
- The Second Coming of Christ already happened
- overnight success does not happen overnight
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- What happened to claymation?
- It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- It Can't Happen Here
- Everything Happens at Night
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
- Accidents will happen
- Nothing Much Happens
- What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- The Dreadful Has Happened
- What's happened to Polytheism recently?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Level 2
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- Everything happens now
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- What happens in a car crash
- How could God let this happen?
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- No evil can happen
- Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
- What ever happened to Prince Charming?
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