Findings:
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
- You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- By hook or by crook
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Swimming pool injury
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- by definition
- Saved by the Bell
- clue by four
- Chased by bears
- by
- Call now, operators are standing by.
- Dividing by zero
- Down By Law
- division by zero error
- North by Northwest
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
- People referred to by three initials
- Live by the sword, die by the arrow
- design by contract
- Call by reference
- Some Girls Wander by Mistake
- by any means necessary
- Proof by contradiction
- Poetry written by teenagers
- Murder by Death
- Call by value
- Call by name
- Justification by faith
- Everything: Written and Edited by The World
- Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
- Two nations divided by a common language
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- money-back guarantee
- Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
- by hand
- Measuring time by setting fire to various things
- Death by Water
- seduction by grammar (user)
- Paradox by the Dashboard Light
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- alcohol by volume
- Noises made by birds in different languages
- Noises made by cats in different languages
- Noises made by dogs in different languages
- Noises made by pigs in different languages
- Noises made by roosters in different languages
- Words to live by
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- trial by ordeal
- Learning by doing
- Exit, pursued by a bear
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
- By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
- By the skin of my teeth
- By the power of Grayskull!
- I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
- virgin by choice
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- go by the board
- cheek by jowl
- Standing by my bed
- Go by hand
- Death By Chocolate
- RFC 602
- The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
- integration by parts
- Naughty by Nature
- inspiration by misreading
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
- The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
- Baptism by fire
- trial by fire
- Leadership by Example
- action fuelled by ignorance
- Connection reset by peer
- Destruction of the Phoenicians by Rome
- Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
- Judging women by their books
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
- Discrimination by attractiveness
- four by twelve
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- Of Recognition by Sight
- By day I praised you
- Rebel by buying mass-market consumer products
- Impregnation by Shoulder Tapping
- Struck by lightning
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- The skeleton by my closet
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- The Trial by Existence
- Murder By Experts
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Self Restraint
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Discernment
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Service of the Supreme
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
- Once By The Pacific
- Touched by An Angel
- '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
- '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
- Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
- Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
- Owned by cat
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Proof by Assertion
- See Mount Washington by canoe!
- The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
- Surprised by Joy
- I can divide by zero
- case by case
- Zero divided by zero
- Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
- As Time Goes By
- Not guilty by reason of insanity
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
- By their fruits you shall know them
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