Findings:
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Monkey Wrench
- Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
- Make it a great day... or not. The choice is yours.
- Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
- you can't have it both ways
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
- My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
- Best way to a man's heart
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- Dummy a combination lock to make it easy to remember the combo
- So I let her go
- hey why can't we look the other way?
- The Monkey Wrench Gang
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- So you've decided to order pizza…
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- You can't make someone love you
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- A midnight snack won't make you fatter than a midmorning munch, monkey studies show.
- Make Way for Ducklings
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- Left-handed monkey wrench
- you throw your hatchet so far that you cannot retrieve it
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- MULTIPLE CHOICE (choose the best answer)
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- Oops, I can't find my best friend
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- So you've decided to start smoking
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- Best way to sort in Java
- Let's blaze a trail through the trash and make love in the dumpster
- The torches are lit. Let's make a map.
- What makes her so cute?
- Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- What makes him so goddamned special?
- So, you want to make a language?
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- make it so
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- This song is so good it can make your ears pop
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- the way the leaves move, the green light, so green
- it's so obvious
- One way to catch a monkey
- Live Era '87-'93
- Amateurs make the best techno
- The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- Feminists make the best girlfriends
- The best way is to walk
- Fluoxetine
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- the best way to a man's heart is through the ribcage
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
- so pretentious I can't even breathe
- so you decided it's a good idea to yell on the internet
- So you've decided to grow a beard
- The choice you have to make
- Let's Make a Deal
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- Your choice, monkey
- the best way to sit at and use your computer
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- It is so quiet in here, let's turn on the ocean
- How I invented the best way to trim toenails
- Brainy people make the best friends
- Let's All Make Believe
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Make Monkey Fast
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Moms make the best lunches
- You make it so hard to hate
- Sleep is too valuable a thing to let go of so easily
- This is the way we make meaning of the past
- A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
- Random acts of violence are great ways to make friends
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- The best way to cure a broken heart is to give the pieces away
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
- 50 Ways to Make a Muffin
- Miles per gallon
- Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
- Best Buy
- best
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- Milwaukee's Best
- The best teacher I ever had
- The best kind of tree
- Revenge is a dish best served cold
- my best Patrick
- What is best in life?
- The Best Thing in the World
- the best look of lipstick
- Best Seller List
- Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
- Best War on Drugs commercials
- Best Bit EP
- Best of All Possible Worlds
- The best Linux distribution
- The best revenge
- Bed wrench
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Eggland's Best
- ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
- Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
- Kissing your best friend
- Memories of my best friend
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- The Best Feeling Ever
- Parking warning
- Imports are never the best
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- I did my best and failed abysmally
- laughter is the best medicine
- Best of the Beast
- Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
- Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
- I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- the best teachers assume nothing
- Canada's newest and best referendum idea
If you Log in you could create a "we can't decide the best way to solve this so let's throw in a monkey wrench that makes the choice obvious" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.