Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "well you have, but I mean your own countrymen and annoying British backpackers"

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• if you write your own ticket we'll pay for it
• institutions have lives of their own
• Hot pursuit
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• All gods but your own
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Dogs that have owned me
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• But I have seen the sun just once
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I love you but I have to let you go
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• We have learned our lessons well
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• We'll always have Paris
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Understood too well for your own good
• You have your own places to go.
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• armed with nothing but their own vision
• Living well through being British
• The annoying orange orb outside my window each morning
• Those Annoying Post Bros.
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Useless, Annoying Characters
• Annoying email forwards
• That annoying, wailing crap that passes for soul these days
• Its Annoying
• This really annoying trend for adapting a single novel into multiple films
• Advertising is an Annoying Rich Friend
• backpacker
• British Museum
• British Psychedelia
• A History of Fiji
• British Telecom
• British Broadcasting Corporation
• British musical ideal
• British Racing Green
• British North America Act
• Lord British
• British comedy
• British Isles
• New Democratic Party of British Columbia
• British Computer Society
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• Sports that the British are good at
• British Summertime is grounded for bad behaviour.
• The British Disease
• British Schools
• British Movement
• British Counties
• British Prime Ministers
• British Disease
• Order of the British Empire
• British Aerospace
• British Library
• British Council
• British Gravitational
• British monetary system
• British Bechuanaland
• British accent
• British Telecom (user)
• British trademark Santa Claus, America says "whatever"
• British Sign Language
• Independent Nation of British Columbia
• British Library of Political & Economic Science
• Big Book of British Smiles
• British Monarchs Mnemonic Poem
• Concentration Camps, A British Idea
• British Rail metric
• British Science Fiction Association
• The British Square
• British elites involvement in the evolution of America
• British Mandate in Palestine
• British American Racing
• British Summer Time
• British Columbia CareCard
• Changes in Southern British pronunciation
• British White
• British Legends
• British National League
• British Trades Unions
• British Association of Colliery Management - Technical, Energy and Administrative Management
• British Dietetic Association
• British Orthoptic Society
• British Punk Rock
• Great British Beer Festival
• A Chronology of the British in India
• British Union of Social Work Employees
• British National Formulary
• British Empire
• Applying to a British University
• British Darts Organisation
• The British firefighters' strike of 2002
• British Institute of Innkeeping
• British Medical Association
• Field for the British Isles
• bmi british midland
• Nuggets II: Original Artyfacts From The British Empire & Beyond
• British East India Company

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