Findings:
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- I'm sorry
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
- I'm Not Sorry
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- Tell the Center I'm Sorry
- I'm so sorry
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- So. Central Rain
- I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
- Teen Bride Im Sorry
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
- I'm sorry you see things that way
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- video games never made me violent
- I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- Love is never having to say you're sorry
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- I'm never getting drunk again
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- i'm sorry your toys hurt people
- Garage bands which never made it to the garage
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- A Room That Said I’m Sorry
- Women want me when I'm taken
- The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
- The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
- Love means never having to say you're sorry
- you never want to eat somewhere you work
- Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm sorry for your loss
- It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- Never wanted to injure someone that much
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Im Elvis (user)
- I'm
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I walk around when I'm high
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm not sure
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- My cats think I'm a God
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm gay
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Proud of You
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- I'm game
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm a Pepper
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm tired of calling 911
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I'm scared
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm OK, You're OK
- I'm The Man
- I know more when I'm alone
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
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