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- "Per se" and the Mobile Phone Syndrome
- "Shut up," he explained
- A broken heart never heals
- A message from your .com CEO
- a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- Advice for people in Long Distance Relationships
- African American but not Black
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs (idea)
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- American crow
- American hand-kissing
- An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
- angry sex
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- Aziraphale
- Becoming undead through stimulants
- Blah blah blah Supermodels blah blah blah
- bleeding heart
- blood drinking
- Blood is a good measure of pain (idea)
- Can real love survive over time
- Catherine the Great
- cellular phones as high-priority interrupts
- clampe's Mantra of Power
- Close your eyes, I will help you pray
- cluster fuck
- Coterie
- Crimping Cat-5
- cyclomatic complexity
- Dawn at The Wall
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- Depressing but probably true rules of life
- Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando (idea)
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Enochian
- Eric and the Gazebo
- Eschaton
- Fallen Angels
- Falling in love with fictional characters
- Favorite Everything quotes
- fixed-point math
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- Get the fuck out of my office
- Ghost in the Graveyard
- girl smell
- Grammatical Analysis of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
- Hatshepsut
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- High school can kill you
- How to brush your teeth in a combat zone
- How to BS a Term Paper
- How to lie with statistics
- How to write an English paper and fail
- How unlike tomatoes your testicles hang
- I am Joe's...
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
- I fuck your sunshine
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I like my coffee the way I like my women
- I once clutched death in my hands
- I reserve the right to club you and eat your bones
- I want to napalm an area the size of Kansas and laugh at the inadequacy of the word "immolate"
- I want you inside me
- I Want Your Sex
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- If you'll form a line here, the tour starts in ten minutes
- In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
- Inductive reasoning vs. Deductive reasoning
- INTJ
- Is another gas station really what we need?
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- Izra'il
- John Mayer
- Just give him the damned fish
- Just to see what it would be like
- Kill Your Students Day
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
- Knights Templar
- Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
- Latin for All Occasions
- Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
- Lick That/Don't Lick That
- Limit all games to one frame per second
- Logical fallacy
- Love Vs. Lust
- malevolent
- McDonald's makes money by McRaping your pockets
- Methods of Interrogation
- Middle finger
- My Marriage is failing
- My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
- My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
- Nerds, geeks, dorks and losers
- Never let them see you bleed
- NSA
- NSA Handbook
- Obfuscated C
- On Neptune, it rains diamonds
- paradigm
- Phrases found at the end of interesting stories
- pile of kittens
- Please stop annoying me
- Poison interlaced with the meat
- post hoc ergo propter hoc
- Pretend you're not dying inside
- racial profiling
- real death stories
- References in Deus Ex
- res ipsa loquitur
- Scar tissue on the heart
- Schadenfreude
- She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
- Shiva
- Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
- Silicon valley story V1.0 (place)
- Slack is a way of life
- Smart girls are sexy
- Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
- Some observations on getting a girlfriend
- Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- System Administrator
- Ten reasons to believe in God
- That's enough to piss off the Pope
- The 10 bad listening habits (idea)
- The Art Of Insulting - Introduction
- The Conversation Assassin
- The day I realized what being alive was
- The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
- The erotic nature of storms
- The eye contact game
- the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
- The Hacker's Kitchen Guide
- The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
- the race between lifespan and technology
- The Royal House of Thebes and Atreus
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- The terrible beauty of an industrial landscape at dawn
- The truth is a harsh mistress
- The Vampire Chronicles
- The world breaks everyone (idea)
- There is a speck of dust in my eye, honestly
- Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
- Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
- To Parents: The Internet is NOT the Devil
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Transhumanist Terminology
- Tricks of the Propagandist
- Types of xDSL
- Typhon
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
- Watching your girlfriend asleep
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- What happens when we die?
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Why the United States rules
- Why the world is more beautiful with a creator
- Why we smoke
- Women who are bred to be ornaments
- work slack project
- Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
- You cannot burn the a eastern
- You tasted like a gumdrop, lemon lime
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful