Or rather, I shall steal it from a friend who has done all the hard work in taking it over...
How? You ask! Why,the answer is all too obvious... I shall do it with my superpowerful god-like powers (wich I shall aquire right after my eventual enlightenment, at the moment of my deitification, my stealing of power from the Goddess of Elderberries) and my invincible (and at times also invisible) CONE-COW ARMY!!
And YOU shall call me your Lord!!
Muahhahhahhahhaa!!