Tired of the same old,
9 to 5 job? Sick of being picked on by
people who think they're better than you? Want to finally learn how to
kick ass and take names?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then Yossarian's School of Badassary is for you! Located in downtown Beirut*, Yossarian's School of Badassary has taught some of the finest Bad Asses the world has ever known! Just look at what some of our alumni have to say:
Mr. T: I pity the fool who doesn't go to this school!
Hulk Hogan: I learned a lot about myself, about spirituality, and about my bad ass. Thanks, Yossarian!
Saddam Hussein: Finally, a school that teaches something I can be proud to bring home to my children.
Janet Reno: Janet like!
Mother Teresa: It's the best fucking school in this god damned world!
My school is staffed by only the finest badasses in the world!
Don't delay! Send away for more info today... or we'll kick your ass!
* Sister campuses in Trenton, New Jersey and Happy Valley