ANDREW TATE: I'm here on a busy street corner, looking at average joes. You there, sir, would you like to answer a few questions!
AVERAGE JOE: Who the heck are you?
ANDREW TATE: I'm Andrew Tate, mate.
AVERAGE JOE: No you're not.
ANDREW TATE: Excuse me?
AVERAGE JOE: You look exactly the opposite of the Andy T I know. He's kinda short, full head of hair, clean-shaven, kinda pudgy...kinda feminine...kinda good-lookin'...
ANDREW TATE: I think maybe we're thinking of different Andrew Tates.
AVERAGE JOE: Well, maybe. Or maybe something really weird happened to you while I was at work. Come on, let's grab a few beers.
ANDREW TATE: Wait, I'm not --
AVERAGE JOE: Don't give me that, come on. I never want to miss a day with my good buddy Andy T.
ANDREW TATE: Jim, why are you still filming this?
JIM THE CAMERA GUY: This is going to get a lot more views than your usual opinion piece, mate.
ANDY T: Wait, Joe, who are you dragging behind you?
AVERAGE JOE: He's Andrew Tate Mate.
ANDY T: No he's not. I am.
ANDREW TATE: There can be more than one Andrew Tate in the world!
ANDY T: Impossible. You must be an impostor.
ANDREW TATE: Okay, you know what, either you two are both incredibly weird or you're both actually average joes and I don't even want to entertain that possibility.
AVERAGE JOE: No no, Andy T is Andy T. I'm Average Joe.
ANDREW TATE: Whatever! You two are perfect for each other! Jim, turn that camera off and let's get out of here!
ANDY T: What the heck was that all about, Joe?
JOE: You think I want a guy like that around? The only way to avoid getting trapped in a stupid political argument with someone like that and used for clickbait YouTube videos is to play the complete idiot.