"Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder does not mean that I am easily distracted. It means that I am easily BORED. You are BORING ME with this STUPID MEETING that COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL and my brain is WILDLY CASTING ABOUT for ANY KIND OF MENTAL STIMULUS because otherwise my brain will THROW A TANTRUM and make me FALL ASLEEP."
"That's uh...nice? Nobody asked about ADHD though. This meeting is about budget cuts to the marketing department."
"Exactly! Snoozeville!"
"And if this meeting had been an email chain, would you have contibuted, or would your brain have immediately filed it under "eh" and forgotten about it?"
"See, now you're catching on. This whole job sucks. I'm gonna go work at a warehouse. Later, losers."