by Lord Brawl

What would be the first thing to greet someone coming to visit you?

My pet(s).  26  21.14%
Children.  6  4.88%
The concierge.  1  0.81%
Flowers.  4  3.25%
An old car up on blocks.  1  0.81%
A huge fierce green snake bars the way!  5  4.07%
High velocity projectiles.  3  2.44%
A novelty welcome mat.  1  0.81%
My fist!  3  2.44%
My guards.  1  0.81%
A shrubbery. One that looks nice.  20  16.26%
Me!  45  36.59%
None of the above.  7  5.69%
Total  123  100.00%