Findings:
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Don't be sad
- How strong is the spirit of the sad kangaroo?
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- With how sad steps, O Moon, thou climb'st the skies!
- O Chatterton! how very sad thy fate
- It is sad how many were torn off
- and this is for when you feel happy, this is for when you feel sad
- Sick Sad World
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- Oh dear, how sad, never mind
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How to be a good evil villain
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- How to Be Alone
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How France won World War II
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How to be a Canadian Male
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
- Taking over the world using cows
- Should I be happy?
- Be the monstrous wave of despair and destruction you want to see in the world
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- the world will be remade in our image
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How to be a backstabber
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How to be a terrible customer
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Running toward the edge
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot!
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- How to destroy the world using a spaceship and an elephant
- How I became king of the world
- How much information is there in the World?
- You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- how to be a friend
- How to be telekinetic
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How To Be Good
- Goops and How to be Them
- Be cool in college
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How To Be Funny
- How to be a badass
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- How to be a Better Person
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- The World (as it ought to be)
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to be a more productive writer
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- How Not to be Wrong
- You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
- in a world of predator and prey, i choose to be a glassmaker
- How to order a Happy Meal without embarrassment
- i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- How Six Men Got On in the World
- How to get free clothes in Disney World
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How to be an improv musician
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Automobile tire pressure
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to be an asshole
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to be a troll
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- How to be anonymous
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How to be a street musician
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to be a good customer
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to be a lardass
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- Be the change you want to see in the world
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- and the world may be long for you
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How to be a geek
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How it's Going to Be
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
- How Should A Person Be?
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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