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• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• The night was alive, and so was I
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• He's a good guy friend
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Ask Me Why
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Ask me about Loom
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• More than he was willing to give
• long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• So there's this guy
• They asked me to write a letter
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• He brings me books like flowers
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• So, he's leaving
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• You Run Deep in Me
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• I was a nice guy once
• Helping people cheat
• Somebody once asked me...
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• He Hate Me
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• I married him because he was not mean
• First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• At least he was gentle
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• He Was a Crook
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Ask Me Anything
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• when fake deaf guys attack
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I asked her not to forget me
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• The day I found out I was a guy
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• So there's this guy (poetry) mp3 (recording)
• Smile at guys, for me
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• The Girl Was a Guy
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was

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