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• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• boss i wish you had told me
• today you, tomorrow me
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• We had a high profile public masturbation deal here today
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• I'll become what you became to me
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• They had been expecting me
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You Really Got Me
• Tiny Masters of Today
• Zen master
• Gravity really gets me down
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Master Dogen's rules for Zen meditation
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Notice me, Judge me, FEED ME
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• Convince me to become a Pilot
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Nobody for me but you
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The me I hope to become
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• You had me at hello
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Hot Dog Vendor Replies to Zen Master
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Jumped by a Zen master
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• You like me, you really like me!
• If you really loved me
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• Nobody Loves Me
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• Questions I have had today
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• nobody will let me start a country
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• Notice Me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• You want me to become what?
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• use every day as a gift to sharpen the sword that is your soul, to become a master of your own life
• The Me Nobody Knows
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• nobody really (user)
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Why old people piss me off
• I had a really good time tonight
• Paper that becomes aware
• Time Becomes Meaningless In The Face Of Creativity
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• why global warming causes weather to become more extreme
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• How to become a minister for free
• Young liberals become old conservatives
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• When averted glances become the same as a stare
• The point at which music becomes unrecognizable
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• How to become a better anorexic
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• My kitchen window has become an instrument of death
• The farmer becomes the knight again
• How to Become a Fruitarian
• How to Become a Fruitarian 2
• How to Become a Fruitarian 3
• What's Become of the Baby
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• E2 has become my Internet
• Mourning Becomes Electra
• Morning Becomes Eclectic
• in order to tame lions, one must become a lion
• If you play a note high enough, it becomes a beam of light
• How a Pope is chosen
• The Ultimate Zen Node - A Proper Comment
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• When Society Becomes an Addict
• How To Become a Mighty Pirate
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• How a bill becomes a law in the Westminster System
• Ice fishing becomes madly popular in the American midwest, despite the unseasonable late November thaw
• Donny Becomes a Man
• Not every boy thrown to the wolves becomes a hero.
• What becomes of the little boys?
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• sometimes noise becomes music
• Any house can become a prison
• retroactive tears for the man I thought you wouldn't become
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• When Walls Become Tables
• With every broken heart, we should become more adventurous.
• We Will Become Silhouettes
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• How To Become A Virgin
• our website could be your life
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• The Life to Which We've Become Accustomed
• How to become a competitive gamer
• PETA becomes you, a proposed future
• Yeah, you've become, beautiful
• how to become a better
• How to become a bitter anorexic
• thought has become irritatingly symphonic
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• we will become a happy ending
• I long to slash and slay the enemy and become a hero
• When Breath Becomes Air
• how you spend your time is what you become
• what we practice, we become
• The more i dream, the more whole the picture becomes.
• The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
• How do I become a Mason?
• Philadelphia Center City
• Center of the universe
• Center for imaginary environments
• SRI Augmentation Research Center
• rate center

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