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• You, standing
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Nobody writes poetry about financial security
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• to write here is to invest in a strange nation
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Go write a book about it
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• human vision
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You can never get away from yourself
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• How to write about colors?
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Kirby G6
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Nobody writes poetry about science
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• nobody writes poetry about nobody writing poetry
• Nobody writes poetry about microbiology
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• A story about a person I do not know
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• no words about nothing at all
• All About Steve
• I'm about to create a new node!
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• About all that went wrong
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• About Facts (user)
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• about the same age, divorced, with two children
• Can We Talk About This?
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• What I know about this table
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A Few Facts About the Atomic Revamp and Redirection Overcharge Weapon System (ARROW)
• It's all about aesthetics (pink with envy)
• Three facts about the yak
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Flags and flag etiquette
• all day I dream about sex
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• everything men NEED to know about weddings
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• I know what is about to come
• All about a Bombay dance bar.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• All About Anna
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• Most of what I know about social inequality
• Odd facts about the human body
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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