Findings:

• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
• How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
• Two killed in "transporter accident"
• Kill two birds with one stone
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• The First Two Times I Lost It
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• Part Two: First Stories
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• First wave ska music
• First contact
• our first time
• First Amendment
• first place
• First Lady
• First Aid
• First past the post
• The First Third
• first generation of elementary particles
• First and Last and Always
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• First person
• The first time
• first at-bat
• The first node
• first base
• First Foundation
• first down
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• First baseman
• America First
• first date
• First Manassas
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• When I first met you
• halfway house for my name first
• First World
• progression by two
• First node on everything
• Double first
• Newton's First Law of Motion
• The First Man
• First edition
• The first truth-value logic computer
• True At First Light
• Mum's first impression of Miles Davis
• First date in history
• Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
• My First Absolution!
• Mahler Symphony No. 1
• Who's on first?
• First Age
• Love at first sight
• The Universe always gets the first move
• first cousin
• first category
• Always for the first time
• Since feeling is first
• The very first computer bug
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• first draft
• X-Men: First Appearances
• the first person "you"
• my first poem
• The First Three Minutes
• Right of the First Knight
• My first experience with opium
• First Aid for Epileptic Seizures
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Star Wars first draft
• First day of school
• First Union Center
• Thomas Jefferson's First Inaugural Address
• Andrew Jackson's First Inaugural Address
• Mariner:Part the First
• first crossword puzzle
• Answer to the first crossword puzzle
• first exposure
• first impression
• the first thought of Zarathustra
• Great first lines
• First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
• Star Trek: First Contact
• First Line, Last Line
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• to a first approximation
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Who made the first bread?
• First Crusade
• The first beer of the morning
• Wilderness First Responder
• Nothing is as important as it first seems
• first class
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• First class Titanic passengers
• On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
• Shitty first drafts
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• uncaused first causer
• first ring
• First Great Eastern
• First Great Western
• first isomorphism theorem
• proof of the first isomorphism theorem
• The Story of the First Old Man and the Hind
• The Story of the First Calender, Son of a King
• The First Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
• First Commandment of Piloting
• Shoot first, debate dialectical materialism later
• If at first you don't succeed
• first cause argument
• Stealth first person shooter
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• My First Sony
• First rule of comedy
• The gun in the first act goes off in the third
• The First State
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• First Impact
• False First Impact
• the first song of the day
• Gilhooley's First Fundamental Finding
• Do it right the first time
• first arrival
• The First Annual Level Above Human Everything Extravaganza! (tm)
• First Watch
• My first trip to Hooters
• First Precept
• First law of thermodynamics
• Dungeon Mastering for the first time
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Women making the first move
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• First They Came
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• Violence is the first refuge of people in a hurry
• State of the First Amendment Survey
• First Prince of the Sword
• You are no longer someone's first
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• My First and Last Communion
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• The First Year of Hugo in Review
• First cigarette of the day
• First date kissing
• programs compiling on the first try
• first date discovery
• Surviving Your First Autocross
• On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
• First Tuesday
• First African-American in Space
• Franklin Delano Roosevelt's First Inaugural Address
• first language
• First Canadian Place
• First Amendment Apathy
• Ice forms first on bridges
• The first atomic test
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• The first tag

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