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• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Was it something I said?
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Something was about to happen.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Before you, there was me
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There was once a Man
• There was a man and a woman
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• man when you are telling me how it was
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• This node was made for you and me
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Where's the kaboom?
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• The day I found out I was a guy
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Something to remember me by
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• There was a young lady of Riga
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• There was an old lady
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• I remember, there was one
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• You Do Something To Me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• I was a nice guy once
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• There's something in the water
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• There's something about a funeral
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• Charles Bridgeman
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Jesus was a black man
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• at least i saved something important
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• There was a time when I was a better person
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• Adam really was the first man
• There was a land where lived no violets
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• Was it ever there?
• There's something terribly romantic about addiction
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• There once was a girl named Irene
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• and there was this girl
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• One hour there was sunlight
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Your husband was a great man
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Tell me something good
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Give me something worth reading
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• something terrible comes over me
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I was a homeless bum
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The Girl Was a Guy
• Something she sees in men, sometimes
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• There's Something About Mary
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• There is something you don’t want to say
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• There's something there
• Man was created in God's image
• There's Something Going On
• There's something about cats... (category)
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• God was created in man's image
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• maybe there is something in the dark...
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• There is something we can do
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• No shit, there I was
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• There was a rose that faded young
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• Death was a part of me then, too.

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