Findings:
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- give me the truth or nothing
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- Love Me or Leave Me
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- Someone please kill me
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- can you show me where this came from?
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- It's Me or the Dog
- Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
- pieces of metal are nothing to me, little human
- Drugs Or Me
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- me or the gun
- Nothing can stop me now
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Have One On Me
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Please Kill Me
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- the good days are killing me too
- calling into the void, is it more frightening to hear a response, or nothing?
- Look into my eyes and tell me
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Can you show me?
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- you have me at a disadvantage
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- no power in the verse can stop me
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Can You Take Me Back
- Can you hear me knocking?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Eat me beat me lady
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- words hiss into me
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- Could you have danced with me?
- show me a garden that's bursting into life
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- can u c me i guess n (user)
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- Take me back to the day that I went blind
- You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
- Dogs that have owned me
- My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
- e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- It could have been me
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- the night absolutely into me
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- You have no power over me
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- You can see right through me
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- Eat Me
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I can feel you forgetting me
- can you get enough of me?
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- tell me what you have in your heart
- eat me 2000 (user)
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- when even the plants have abandoned me
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