Findings:
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
- I'm about to create a new node!
- maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- I'm not talking about
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- maybe it's the writing about it that makes it great
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- I know what I'm talking about
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm going to be a Dad
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- All Flesh Must Be Eaten
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- HEY im cool (user)
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- There's Something About Mary
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- What About Bob?
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- See a man about a dog
- Daleks and stairs
- What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- about nobody (superdoc)
- Tell me a story about trains
- 10 Things I Hate About You
- Nodes about measurement
- about an Alice
- precision vs. accuracy
- about box
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- The Trick About Thawing Grapes
- The secret truth about the PalmPilot
- One good thing about gangs
- Tell me a story about rains
- Maybe once, maybe twice
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- out and about
- Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
- Sexual myths about women
- Porn industry
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
- A Story About Magic
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- naive perceptions about software development
- You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
- Conventional views about human cloning
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- Think About Mutation
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
- This scenario is about to self-destruct
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- The Girl from Ipanema
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- A joke about tax collectors
- Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- More Songs About Buildings and Food
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
- Something about parts of you
- Tell me about your secret places
- Things About To Come My Way
- Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- i had a dream about the future
- the one about the teddy bears
- Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
- About Du Fu
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- What are you talking about?
- Why nodes about Canada suck
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
- DEA arrests just about everybody
- All About Touching
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- a narrative about my relationship
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