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• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• holed up in the old cannery, i keep finding fingers in my dreams
• Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Can you play Backstreet Boys?
• Can I eat him, boss?
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• We can dream of elsewhere
• A country boy can survive
• How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
• loyalty can be found in surprising places
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Cave of Forgotten Dreams
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• If my heart's soaking wet, boy your boots can leave a mess
• a boy with a dream
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Can You Keep A Secret?
• Language of the dead
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Keep the dream alive
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Their dreams were scrawny stray dogs
• Simple words, simple dreams
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• Hi Mom!
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• I found him in my head, reading starlight
• We can rebuild him
• Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal
• we can all just be around other people
• you can put your arms around a memory
• You're not from around here, are you?
• fool around
• I walk around when I'm high
• sleeping around
• Running around that thing with all the stuff everywhere
• What Comes Around Goes Around
• pelicans fall all around
• Around the World in 80 Days
• Boot the gong around
• Fart around
• Get around
• Sending cash through the mail
• running around in circles
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Turn around
• Kicking around
• Louse around
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• kluge around
• wound around the axle
• wrap around
• For hanging around with your shiftless friends
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• wrap your tongues around truth
• All Around the Mulberry Bush
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• her arms around me
• Standing around scowling
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Ring around the Rosie
• Standing around with your teeth in your mouth
• Ring Around the Roses
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Walking around the house naked
• Floating around in a sea of milk clinging desperately to a Cheerio
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• You're never around when I need you
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• The worst days in my life seem to revolve around my cars
• Dressing up in a chicken suit and running around the golf course
• The Ring of Brightest Angels Around Heaven
• Tying a sweater around your waist to make a weird kind of kilt thing
• How babies get around
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• prancing around nude
• Green Around the Gills
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• The Shop Around the Corner
• Alligators All Around
• Shop Around
• Overanalyzing promotional posters around school
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• Around an empty grave
• Getting nervous around girls
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• How Till Eulenspiegel Travelled around with a Skull
• Rings Around The World
• Reel Around The Fountain
• I want to be the air around you.
• He called around 5:30
• If you fuck around with nature, nature will fuck around with you!
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• Secret places around Georgia Tech
• gonna walk around (user)
• Sailing Alone Around the World
• Clowning Around
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• She is in the heartbeat you hear around you, listen
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• They are building a fence around the sidewalk
• How to turn around in the street
• Children are the same all around the world
• Knifin' Around
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• Beat around the bush
• Around Alone
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• Walking Around
• Race Around the World
• Abort Once Around
• Twice Around
• Around the Fur
• All sparks and melting everything around us
• The Wandering Tellurian
• Composing music while bombs are falling all around
• The sky lay around you
• Waiting Around Saturday
• The old hands you’ve baked around hers
• Violent Scenes Around Filling Stations
• Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• leaves spiralled around us like a benediction
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
• Lame blue poems around one hedgehog
• Russell Crowe: Fightin' Around the World
• the ideas contained within green wax paper, wrapped around roses
• Sex Around the World
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Somewhere around Warwick Avenue
• Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
• Somehow, the cats are still around
• My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Strange similarites of words around the world
• A great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel
• the lake around which are a thousand tiny fires
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• Cooking Conversion Table
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• I just follow the sun around
• The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.
• just another walk around the neighborhood
• just around the corner
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her

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