Findings:

• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm not in love, set me free
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• Any song can be a love song
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I don't need to be loved by you
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• How to be a troll
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Why procrastination can be productive
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• How to be a terrible customer
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• How To Be Good
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Valour can be brown
• How to be a good evil villain
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• how to be a friend
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• How the Moon Came to Be
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• It can be cold in the dark
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• TV can be a good thing
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• How to be invisible
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Be cool in college
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• There can be only one
• How to be an asshole
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• How the Sun Came to Be
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Goops and How to be Them
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Look siad me Be like me
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• How to be happy for a certain period of time

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