Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""I'm going steady/ mostly he's awesome/ if a bit too rock-and-roll./ Lately he's bumped off/ three of my classmates/ God have mercy on my soul""

• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• he is too shy to write his tale
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• He's been places they have not.
• he would have cried
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• he would have laughed
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Our God, He Is Alive
• he painted with the souls of the living
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He tampered in God's domain
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• May Eru have mercy on my soul
• He lives in my soul
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• god is with them, too
• lord have kind feel for my soul
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• They think I'm a god
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Too much awesome poetry on E2
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• this is how i'm going to die.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I have too much to say
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• A reason to drink
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• He said, expecting the answer no
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Lord, have mercy
• For God's sake, just have another election
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• TGoP: Of Roon, the God of Going
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• What have you done for me lately?
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• Californians have no soul
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• Men have feelings too
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• What is it like to have a soul?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• he who (user)
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• He
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• You have far too much time on your hands
• The Institute for Going A Bit Red In Helsinki
• My cats think I'm a God
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Your arm's too short to box with God
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I have the power of God and anime on my side!
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm Going Home
• it's God's work to have us fail
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• This node is locked. This trip is going on too long.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I must have three heads
• I have too many clothes
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town

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