Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""I'm not your dude, I'm your dad! Who's a big sissy?" "IT'S ME I'M A SISSY I'M SORRY!""

• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm sorry
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm Not Sorry
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm so sorry
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• So. Central Rain
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm a little ICBM
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm Going Home
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm a Pepper
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm tired of calling 911
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm Your Fan
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• the words I'm after
• I'm Proud of You
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm falling in love with you
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm game
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm scared
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not very cool
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm just a bill
• I'm bored
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm a little tea pot
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm gay

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