Findings:
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- If you insist on killing defenseless animals, do it properly
- One if by land, two if by sea
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
- Killing one's family and then killing oneself
- Here comes another resilient thing: Let's do the killing
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- killing two birds in a poem
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- One, Two, Three... Infinity
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- A genocide begins with the killing of one man
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- What would you do if you weren't afraid?
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- The Wild Colonials
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- What Would Buddha Do?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Why do we hear two thumps in each heartbeat?
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- What Would You Do?
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- paralyzed by choice
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- Two nations divided by a common language
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- What Would Judas Do?
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
- It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
- What would Tyler Durden do?
- What would Machiavelli do?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The crazy things we do to keep ourselves sane
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- You're All I Need to Get By
- Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- Keep the funk alive by talking with idioms
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
- Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- one choice
- i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
- the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
- What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- What would EDB do?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- virgin by choice
- What Would Heinlein Do?
- I would do that for you
- The "Which would you rather do?" Game
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- What would a universal Turing machine do?
- 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
- What would you do with $86,400 a day?
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
- And had to do with goblin merchant men
- What would Nietzsche do?
- poems I had to do for a school project
- Everything you're not supposed to do
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Why do I keep turning down sex?
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- See one, do one, teach one
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- two by four
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- How Solemn as One by One
- Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
- By my balls, I do swear.
- Saved By The Bell: The New Class
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
- A Pretty Mess By This One Band
- One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- music to save the world by
- What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- We grow by choosing what we keep and what we leave behind.
- Two by Two
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- By One Minute
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
- Queer by choice
- One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
- You're served by the wrong personnel
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
- That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
- 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
- every secret thing was made by some one
- progression by two
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Living till I die? As if I had a choice.
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- What Would Jesus Do?
- Caring for a pregnant hamster, and what to do afterwards
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
- What Would God Do?
- What Would John Rocker Do?
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
- What would Solaris do?
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
- What would Brian Boitano do?
- Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
- Things one should do while naked
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- What Would Cthulhu Do?
- Do Not Worry Little One
- I do not particularly like the Simpsons
- Great minds do not think alike
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- Things to do while you're between jobs
- What would Feynman do?
- What Would Jackie Chan Do?
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