Findings:

• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Rich Dad Poor Dad
• Dad's Army
• Ian's Dad (user)
• Becoming a Dad
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• After Iraq, kids nervous seeing Dad
• D-A-D
• Dad (user)
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• beat em up
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• My Two Dads
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Bela Lugosi's Dad
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• deadbeat dad
• scots single dad (user)
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• customer : good dad
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Dad humor
• Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
• camping with dad
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• My dad made a pop culture reference!
• Psycho Dad
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Salvation for modern Dads
• Hey, Dad!
• Grand Dad says no scragging
• Sam sinks his dad's boat
• Have you been a dad today?
• ya dad (user)
• Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
• Going out for a smoothie with your dad
• The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
• Stuff I Remember About Dad
• My dad is proof of Reincarnation
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• My beat up old Offspring tape
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Can I wake you up?
• Calvin's dad
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• we can give up, but the world never will
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• double dad
• Dad at the beach
• My dad is a crack whore magnet
• my dad is two people
• Cordelia's Dad
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up the Marvel Universe
• Ghost Dad
• as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
• Essence of Dad
• Dad
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Dad's "Joke"
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• Dad's Root Beer
• Richard Dadd
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• My Dad in the Desert
• On watching your dad vandalize city property
• Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
• Your Dad's Husband (user)
• in the dark of my heart, dad
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• Gun Nut Dad
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• Spending Dad's Inheritance
• My dad died
• dad joke
• White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
• Potential dad licks my eyeball
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• big beat
• beat
• Beat Generation
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• Human Beat Box
• Beat Happening
• Beat the Clock
• Dead beat
• Beat juggling
• Bronski Beat
• Beating someone severely
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• English Beat
• breakbeat science
• Nobody Beats The Wiz (user)
• Beat Matching
• beat layering
• beat frequency
• 1001 Ways to Beat the Draft
• The World Famous Beat Junkies
• Beat Crazy
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• I listen to the beat of your music
• The Beat of the Music
• Beat It
• Honda Beat
• beat the guillotine
• Beat Takeshi
• Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Nylon Beat
• Manhattan Is My Beat
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• Beat the Geeks
• Direct Beat
• How to beat Everything2
• Home Recording on a Budget: We Got the Beat
• Beats International
• beat poet
• The first beat down handed out in the Senate
• Wicked Beat Sound System
• Hard To Beat
• The Wasp (Texas Radio and the Big Beat)
• archy beats a rap
• Beat around the bush
• lonely beat (user)
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• bad beat
• repetitive beats
• Big Beat Boutique
• blast beat
• We beat a friar's liar
• beat boxing
• Noder Beat
• Derren Brown beats nine grandmasters at chess
• And the Beat Goes On: The Sonny and Cher Story
• Beat Poetry
• Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
• we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
• Hip Hop production
• Dry bones can harm no one
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can God lie?
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories

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