Findings:

• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Oh My Gosh (user)
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Sex between a teacher and a student
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• student teacher
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Oh like pedagogy you mean
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• When the student is ready, the teacher appears
• A teacher dates a student
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• The classroom idiot
• Grandparents in the Virtual Classroom
• Classroom decor
• Where to sit in the classroom setting
• A Tibetan Monk in an American classroom
• classroom management
• Natural Lighting in Classrooms
• transcript sections of classroom discussion on literary criticism
• Classroom Divas
• classroom
• The Art Teacher
• gosh feel
• gosh darn it!
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• IM
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm pinching your face!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Women want me when I'm taken
• the words I'm after
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm falling in love with you
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic

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