Findings:
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- sleep doesn't take me far enough.
- Take it from me
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
- Take Me Back to Tech
- take me away
- will you take me with you when you go?
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- Take Me As I Am
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- let her take me, feed on me, devour me
- Can You Take Me Back
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- take me to your mystics
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- Take my advice. I'm not using it.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Take On Me
- Take Me Down
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Take me from home
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- Take Me Down to the Infirmary
- Take me to the bridge
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Take me to your leader
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Come on Take Me for a Ride
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Take me back to the day that I went blind
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
- Let Me Take You Down To Memphis
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Calgon, take me away
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Im Elvis (user)
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- imm
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- it takes a plastic soul for a plastic system
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- I'm gay
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Proud of You
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm OK, You're OK
- I'm The Man
- I know more when I'm alone
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
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