Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""They've been watching our world in secret, abducting unwilling victims for their genetic experiments, but now you can own one of them!""

• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• we can give up, but the world never will
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Farewell to one of our own, one of our best (document)
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Madmen have a world all their own
• armed with nothing but their own vision
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• our backs are strong. we can carry this world.
• Each one has their own story
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• once set, words make a world of their own
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• You're in our world now
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• like you're blind but still can see
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• you've been living in a dream world
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• BQN: But, one for all?
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• But can you still cry like a child?
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• But can a robot love.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• Hot pursuit
• You can run, but you can't hide
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• It hasn't been so long, but
• All gods but your own
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Things people put up their butts
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• but it's been promised to another
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Fuck them all but the six
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• I could have been one of a two
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• You can, but you may not
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• It's been odd out in the world
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• We had no bait but our tongues
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery

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