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• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono
• Rebeca Martinez
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• One way window
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• One way ticket north
• One Dell Way
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• One way to catch a monkey
• One way ride
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• There can be only one
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• No one can be in two places at once
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• One Microsoft Way
• It'd be an interesting way to go
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• one way to kill an ostrich
• One Way System
• The Way of the Creating One
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• No one wants you the way you are
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• You Won't Be Mine
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Why I won't be at commencement
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Overpopulation won't be a problem
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Hot pursuit
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• Why Ron Paul won't be president
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Gödel's Second Incompleteness Theorem explained in words of one syllable
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• that won't be your beneficiary
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• One True Way of array indexing
• Pestering the suicidal won't bring your loved ones back
• one way function
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Be a model or just look like one
• One way to skin a cat(fish)
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• Unhelpful in More Than One Way
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Won't you be my neighbor?
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• No one can be totally logical
• Woman who anoints Jesus
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Be Mine
• Soon to be off the air
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• All we need is just to be
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.

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