Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""This will show you what happens when you try to find out about all the illegal unscrupulous human experimentation that's been performed on you, you nosy little snot.""

• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• maybe everything will work out after all
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• show me what the world is all about
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• All About Lily Chou Chou
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• human rights for all (user)
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Human, All Too Human: Section 45
• About all that went wrong
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• All About Us
• The all night vigil, the oldest of human traditions
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Pretension as the root of all human suffering
• All Abouts
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• a mad little song about madness
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• pull out all the stops
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Something was about to happen.
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I came out here to remember it all
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• Technological advancement that will destroy us all
• Destroy All Humans!
• Reality and Never-Never Land: All in the Family versus The Cosby Show
• This happens all the time
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• all the little stars in my hands; crawling and bleeding
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• human vision
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• About the things you could not show her
• All About Anna
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• And in time all this will pass
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• out and about
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Human, all too Human
• When All's Well
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Posing as a doctor is illegal in all fifty states
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Human After All
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• We all start out innocent and race to lose it.
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• all error is human
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• All Things Will Die
• All About My Mother
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• All About Chemistry
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• it's all about plur (user)
• All About the Benjamins
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• All about a Bombay dance bar.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• When you think about smoking
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Things I will miss about living in Alaska
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• a little bit about sam
• Odd facts about the human body
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Advice I have been given about girls
• all day I dream about sex
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• All About Steve
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• no words about nothing at all
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• When to talk about religion
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• It's all about aesthetics (pink with envy)
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• A little parable about lurkers
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• the game is not about what you prepare. it's about what happens.
• After the flood all the colors came out
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• You are a maze of twisty little passages, all alike
• And All That Could Have Been
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• I had been hungry all the years
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• The Tale of Sweet Cab-ij and all that Happened to Her
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• She threw out all my letters
• All cell phones will have GPS capability

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