Findings:

• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm Not Sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• So. Central Rain
• I'm sorry
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• everyone
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Everyone is an atheist
• everyone else is asleep
• Tell everyone
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The world breaks everyone
• Holidays for Everyone
• Everyone likes the Pope
• Everyone else is doing it
• Everyone is under surveillance!
• Fun for Everyone
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Everyone is different
• Everyone else (user)
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• everyone is a doorway
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Socialism : where everyone is a slave
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Everyone's got their drug
• Rocking slightly, reading the newspaper aloud to himself and everyone else on the bus
• Everyone goes to Vegas in the 90's
• Things everyone should know about cars
• everyone knows Shirley, the bread lady
• Everyone falls the first time
• Everyone has an accent
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Jesus loves everyone (except loiterers)
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Damn You, Damn Everyone
• Jesus versus everyone
• Everyone acts from the best intentions
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Suicide is not for everyone.
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Everyone is right
• Everyone says you're wonderful. Is it true?
• Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
• Not everyone wants to hold a Barbie Doll
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Dischord Recording Artists
• It's a secret to everyone
• Jesus loves everyone except homosexuals and non-believers
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Kill Everyone Project
• Illinois cities that everyone else pronounces incorrectly
• Give everything you can to everyone you know
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Press the reset button, and everyone is a virgin again
• The United States should go to war with everyone
• Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Everyone has their antarctic
• And there find God in everyone
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• Everyone's your friend in New York City: Help welcome RalphyK and JodieK to the Big Apple
• Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of ninja.
• together everyone accomplishes more
• Everyone Poops
• Tools everyone should have
• watching everyone you know die
• Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• In front of God and everyone
• Everyone has a 'true ghost story' story
• On the third night the castle burned down, leaving everyone to walk home in the dark
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• God bless everyone. No exceptions.
• Everyone has AIDS. AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• Everyone out of the universe, quick!
• I hate everyone
• Everyone's fine. You deserve better.
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• Everyone's Rose (user)
• freedom for everyone
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• The ducks, however, hate everyone
• Everyone's code sucks
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• Everyone's dead, Dave
• The girl who everyone loved
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• everyone on Halloween should show up with a severed hand
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
• If everyone gets a trophy, trophies become meaningless
• Everyone identifies with love and thunderstorms
• All of a Sudden I Miss Everyone
• everyone has these, right?
• everyone wants to read a happy ending
• Everyone remembers last year's election day
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• Hello everyone!
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• Everyone declines
• To everyone's relief he's still alive and kicking
• The sun stained everyone's skin
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Get everyone out
• Everyone Has a Jack Ruby Story
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• In California everyone has a sports car
• everyone is the hero of their own story
• if we burn everyone who makes a mistake
• Everyone's a rockstar today.
• I thought everyone had a turning point story
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Everyone in this conversation is in favor of universal love and transcendent joy.
• Not for everyone
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• the way will find you. it finds everyone, somehow.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• The love of everyone’s life left everyone every morning
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Everyone There Looked Like Marilyn Monroe
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of nenja.
• What if everyone was gay?
• everyone I've loved knows your name
• Everyone's Irish on Saint Patrick's Day
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm
• IM
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug

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