Findings:

• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I will always be weird inside
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• I will always be in the details
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Darkness Be My Friend
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Will I be given that chance?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• A book has always been my best friend
• There will never be another you
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The television will not be revolutionized
• node that will be my legacy
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• My RPG will be a work of art
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Everything will be alright
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• all the cute guys will be there
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• We Will Always Love You
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I Will Wait For You Always
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Marks which will never be broken
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• There will be no more stories to read
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• There Will Be Blood
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• The next life will be better
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• You will be assimilated
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Carl Everett
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Boys will be boys
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Trying to be friends
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• The doctors are confident the pills will always win
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• The revolution will not be webcast
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• I will be in my trailer!
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• If it be your will
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• They will not be named!
• I remember, I always will
• I will be your young sinner
• there will be a last
• Someday, I will be strong
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• The bomber will always get through
• the world will be remade in our image
• The revolution will not be televised
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I just want to be friends
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Platonic friends are always right
• Even the dead will not be safe
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Can we still be friends?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Let's just be friends
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• There will be time
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• What life after death will really be like
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I fear I will be nothing
• how to be a friend
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Will I cease to be
• The end will be a sellout
• On the comet there will be much pie
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Who Will Be There
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Always Be My Baby
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• The Revolution will be televised
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Pay attention, this will be important later

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